it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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