is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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