did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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