I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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