Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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