is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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