My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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