Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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