I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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