so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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