well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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