DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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