i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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