Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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