My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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