plz talk dirty to me
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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