The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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