he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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