On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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