your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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