I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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