sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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