You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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