I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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