I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
tell me about the eggs
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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