As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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