all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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