I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
