In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
smell my finger.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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