can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Someone shattered a urinal.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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