I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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