Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe in your delicious
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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