your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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