For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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