Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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