in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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