she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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