Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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