We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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