Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
my sisters under your porch take her home
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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