'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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