He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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