The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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