there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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