This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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