my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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