i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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