will power is for people who don't want to get laid
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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