well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I showed him my bush... on skype.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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