can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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