you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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