i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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