I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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