Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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