Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You're like the curious george of whores
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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