let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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